Hi Gorgeouses,

I clearly need a mental health break…. But, I thought I’d bring you some pressing gossip and then get me to my BED for as many consecutive hours as possible.

First thing’s first…. CHECK IT.

Nothing like CLIVE to lift me from my FUNK:

Photo, with thanks, c/o Buzzfoto.

It’s Clive on the move, all bloodied and GOREgeous! LOVE! He was caught in this photo on the film set for his new flick The International, near the Guggenheim Museum on Fifth Avenue. Naomi Watts is his costar — lucky little…….REEEEOOOWWW! HISSS! grrrrrr….

Nothing like Britney to slip me right back into funk — ridiculous:

Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash news.

In a nutshell, Britney bailed on her SERIOUSLY NECESSARY court appearance today, claiming she was “too scared,” and, now, she has no chance of visitation with her boys until at least mid-February, when the next hearing takes place. Also, Britney has been running around in what looks to be her wedding dress (the one in which she married Kevin Federline). ALSO, Britney is now speaking in an English accent. Yes, it’s true. I heard it with mine own ears on TMZ (the TV show — it’s frickin awesome). Two words: coo coo.

And, then, THIS lifts me right back up — Joel Madden raving about his new baby on his blog:

Well I am finally home with my beautiful girlfriend and our brand new little daughter. Harlow Winter Kate Madden was born on January 11th 2008 at 3:13pm. She weighed in at 6 pounds and 7 ounces. She is 19 inches long and growing everyday already! She really is a wonderful addition to the GC/DCMA/DEADEXEC family.We are so blessed to have this beautiful little baby in our lives.I want to thank everyone for all the love and kind words they’ve sentour way. We apologize we werent accepting and gifts/cards/calls at thehospital, but if you’d like to send something, we’d rather you make a donation to the richie-madden foundation, which we started in Harlow Winter’s honor. She looks so much like her mom its crazy! She eats like a little maniac and shes really sweet. She barely ever cries ,even when daddy is changing her diaper, and believe me i suck when it comes to diapers, but im learning! I cant wait to show off some pictures, until then, THANKS!! and GOD BLESS….. Joel

Seriously, how SWEET is that. You can tell he’s positively FLYING.

And, on that note, my gossip is done, Gorgeouses. I slip voluntarily BACK into my funk. Zzzzzz…. Sleep restores. I be better tomorrow.

Until tomorrow, hopefully during the day.

LOVE! xo Haley-O