Haaaaa!!! Natalie Portman was peed on by a cutie-petutie dog in a Manhattan park last Sunday! Not one of her finer moments — perhaps. But, I LOVE HER FOR THIS. Look how the totally gorj, totally classy, Natalie reacted:

So NORMAL! Not sure how “normal” those boots are, though…. But, I bet she’s glad she’s wearing them!

LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE NATALIE PORTMAN!

How CUTE IS SHE! The dog’s pretty cute, too. Scruffy cute. OY!

(Photos and scoop, with thanks, c/o TMZ.)