Like, omigosh, you guys! Angelina Jolie looks more GORJ than ever this pregnancy. As you’ve probably heard by now (i.e., when I was busy building this site instead of gossiping…argh), Angelina Jolie is preggers with twins. And, yes, it was the one-and-only Jack Black who broke the news during a Today Show interview for the new movie they’re in together — Kung Fu Panda.

Apparently, it was an ACCIDENT that Jack broke the news…. But, we’ve all heard the phrase “PUBLICITY STUNT,” and, I don’t know about you, Gorgeouses, but ME thinks this is a prime example of one.

But, that’s not why we’re here. We’re here today to gaze in complete awe at Angelina’s extraordinary preggers BEAUTY….

Here she is at a Cannes photocall for Kung Fu Panda with co-stars Dustin Hoffman and Jack Black….


Photographs by Solarpix / PR Photos.

Have you EVER seen Angelina look this good? She looks even MORE GODDESS than ever. Untouchable. And, that dress is really interesting. Not quite sure what to make of it, but totally LOVES it!

Here she is with BRAD et al at the Kung Fu Panda premiere at the festival….


Photographs by Solarpix / PR Photos.

Did I tell you? Or, did I TELL YOU? How RADIANT does she look? Have you ever seen ANYONE carrying twins look like that? She’s apparently due in August…and looking THIS GOOD.

My secret inside sources tell me Brad and Ange are more lovey-dovey than ever…. With a kiss on the neck here, an inside joke there, a soft caress on the shoulder, supportive smiles and nods. Acting or not, these two are melting the Cannes peeps hearts like buttah on a hot sauce pan…. (sauce pan?).

Also melting hearts at Cannes was the lovely-as-ever Natalie Portman — she’s apparently on the jury there, which is pretty coo. Just look how gorj….

Ahhh, pretty in purple…. Heck, BEYOND pretty in purple. She’s PERFECT IN PURPLE

This girl is simply stunning. And, after watching circa 2 hours of her Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium I have decided that she is probably THE most beautiful woman in the world (and Angelina…, and Scarlett Johansson…, and…).