Yes, Gorgeouses, she KILLED the red carpet here, there and everywhere. Here she is at Cannes KILLING IT at the premiere for My Two Lovers — the new flick she’s there promoting…. CHECK IT!


Photograph by Solarpix / PR Photos.

Oy! Valentino should know better than to stand next to perfectly-porcelain Gwynny with THAT sorry excuse for a ORANGE tan!

And, and, AND, just LOOK at Gwynny at the Cannes photocall for My Two Lovers….


Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash News.

I could NEVER wear them myself, but THOSE SHOES are to die for. They’re fabulous. Total ART. Maybe Valentino made them…. And, that little black dress? RIDICULOUS! LOVE!

I totally thought Gwen would never be stylish and hot again after Moses (and her battle with postpartum depression)….

…But she proved me wrong! And, IN proving me wrong, she inspires me, and gives me much hope, that I, too, can kiss my post-preggers frump and poundage goodbye!