Hi Gorgeouses!
Just sittin’ here watching the new season of THE MOLE, missing Anderson Cooper. It’s a good show, yeah. But, it’s no SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE. Every day, I ask myself, “Is So You Think You Can Dance on tonight?” And, unless it’s Wednesday or Thursday, I am TRAY disappointed.
Oh, man, Marcy got EXECUTED. Sucks to be the first one out. Brutal.
Sigh, anyHOOT. LEZ GOSSIP!
OK! MAGAZINE WANTS LINDSAY LOHAN TO COME OUT OF THE CLOSET…ON THEIR FRONT PAGE
…and they will pay GOOD MONEY.

Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash News.
Rumour has it, they’ve offered Lohan ONE MEEEEELLION dollars (yes, that’s $1,000,000) to appear on the cover announcing that she’s gay.
Heck, if I had THAT kind of money — nevermind the CLOSET — I’d ask her to STEP AWAY from the leggings, and the skinny jeans. Just. STOPPIT! (LIKING the pink shoes on her, though…believe it or not!)
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A BAD WEEK FOR DENISE RICHARDS….
It’s NEVER good to see your EX with another woman — especially when that other woman is his NEW WIFE and is SOAKING UP THE SUN ON BEACH CHAIRS IN COSTA RICA WITH HIM ON THEIR HONEYMOON….

Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash News.
Sigh…. Check Charlie Sheen and his new wife Brooke Mueller on their Costa Rican honeymoon. Sigh…. Sigh…. Sigh…. I really need a vacay…. No. I REALLY need a vacay. No, REALLY. Don’t we all…. Let’s ALL go to Costa Rica, Gorgeouses! Crash Charlie Sheen’s honeymoon. YEEEAAAAAHHHH!
JESSICA ALBA PREGGERS AND IN BIKINI!

CLOSE UP!

WOW! She’s as gorj as ever. And, WOWOW! Jessica Alba looks happy? Hath Hell freezeth overeth?!
Enjoy that relaxation, AND THAT BIKINI, while you can, Jess! Heh. Aww, beeyotch will look FAB five MINUTES after she gives birth.
GREAT preggers pic. HAD to share.
BECAUSE I’M MEAN AND FIGURED IF I HAD TO SEE THIS PICTURE, THEN YOU SHOULD, TOO….

Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew. Heidi Montag REEEEEEEEALLY needs to go away. I’m fully gagging looking at this FAAAAAKE CAAAAARP. LIKE she’s not POSING. Anyway, I’m feeling a little BAD-ARSE, so I decided to subject you to this. HA! LOVE!
THE BIDDING WAR IS ON!

Photograph by Pixplanete / PR Photos.
It’s a bidding war, Gorgeouses! Which magazine — People or Ok! – will make the final bid and win exclusive rights to the first pics of the Brangelina twins?
According to TMZ, we are up to FIFTEEN MILLION DOLLARS! Can you BELIEVE?
I have no doubt that People will win the war. After all, they paid $4 million for Shilo’s pics and $5-6 mill for the J-Lo twins….
Best part about all this is that the money is all going to charity. THANK GOD. Because SURELY there are more important things going on in the world than these pics.
Will keep you posted!

All right. MORE MORE MORE tomorrow. I’m TRAY tired tonight, and it’s PAST MY BEDTIME. But, it’s been fun gossiping! Latah Gorgeouses!
LOVE!
xo Haley-O







Lori L. June 3rd, 2008 at 9:16 am
Heidi’s face looked better before…she doesn’t look right. She’s only 21… yikes.
LAVENDULA June 3rd, 2008 at 10:42 am
angelina and jessica sure are gorgeous pregnant women.and yes lets go to costa rica for a vacay.
BlondeBlogger June 3rd, 2008 at 8:52 pm
Poor Denise! How long do you give Charlie’s new marriage? I’m betting 1 year tops.
I have high speed now (I know), so it’s AWESOME to see all the fun celeb pictures you post at the snap of a finger…yay!
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BlondeBlogger June 3rd, 2008 at 8:54 pm
Oh by the way….I can’t wait to watch The Mole! We have it on Tivo and we’re supposed to watch it tonight. We’re huge Mole fans!
I’m also watching Big Brother episodes I missed from last season right now and was wondering if anyone told you that Natalie reminds them of you? Because she does for me.
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Cyndi June 4th, 2008 at 5:17 pm
Man, if I looked that good when I was pregnant, I would wear nothing but bikini’s!
Is Lindsay gay? Hmm.. That seems unexpected. Maybe I am just way out of the loop.
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