Seriously? What happened to John Travolta. How does one — and, might I add, one so privileged to be a MAYJAH figure in the world of Scientology (heh) — go from SO HOTT to SO NOTT?


John Travolta at Nick Loren’s “Forever Be Cool” Album Debut Party at Nikki Midtown in New York City, June 6. Photograph by Sylvain Gaboury / PR Photos.

I just realized last week that I have the HUGEST crush on the young John Travolta, and then I get THIS in my inbox???


Photograph by Sylvain Gaboury / PR Photos.

That goatee (and the creepy vest, for that matter) better be for either a new film role or a JOKE. Because WTF?