Really, it’s fine if you want to eat meat. I mean, I’m a vegetarian, but I cook chicken and turkey — sometimes fish — for my family. I don’t judge. But, I will say that you have to be STUPID to wear this shirt these days. Vegetarianism has become a cause (environmental, ethical, etc.). A very real cause. And, this shirt is an assault on that cause.

MOREOVER, I don’t preach my vegetarianism. Jessica Simpson should not preach her meat-eatinganism EVEN if this is no more than a petty not-so-subtle jab at her on-again-off-again boyfriend Tony Romo’s ex-girlfriend, who happens to be PETA’s 2005 sexiest Vegetarian of the Year — Carrie Underwood, of course.

Not surprisingly, PETA is NOT laughing at the stupid shirt. But, they sure are laughing at its wearer. Here’s what The Peta Files had to say:

For a gal who’s best known for her less-than-stellar brains (Chicken of the Sea, anyone?) and her ability to proportionately fill out daisy dukes, I’m gonna go on record saying that if anyone had to wear a ridiculous shirt like this, I’m glad it was Jessica—as people are more likely to follow the opposite of her lead … ya know, since she’s so well respected and all (yes, that was difficult to type without tossing in a hefty LOL). Maybe the meat-eaters of the world will be embarrassed to be categorized in the same field as Jessica Simpson.

They followed up the quote with a sweet photoshopping of uggers shirt….

NOW were talking! Heh! Stupid, stupid girl.