Photograph by Chris Hatcher / PR Photos.

Did you see this? I mean, why would you criticize two of the most loved — like ROYALTY — celebs in the world. Are you LOOKING for hate mail? Death threats? Here’s what Roseanne had to say about their Highnesses Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie (all over her official web site) last week:

Your [Jon Voight's] evil spawn Angelina Jolie and her vacuous hubby Brad Pitt make about $40 million a year in violent, psychopathic movies and give away three of it to starving children, trying to look as if they give a crap about humanity as they spit out more dunces that will consume more than their fair share and wreck the earth even more….

Miss Jolie says she likes [John] McCain too and hasn’t decided who to endorse….huh? Aren’t you supposed to be somewhat enlightened, or do you not know that the African daughter you hold in every picture had parents who suffered and died because of the Republican party’s worldwide economic assault on Africa over the last few decades since Reagan?

Ouch. Roseanne goes on to say Jolie’s “Thai and Vietnamese sons” are “victims of America’s right-wing military incursions too.” She argues, “it might be good for your Asian and African children’s self-esteem to know you support [Barack Obama] for the leader of the free world.”

She concludes the rant with this doozie: “Now go back to making your movies about women who love to handle big guns that shoot hundreds of people to death.”

YEEEESH! That’s all so harsh. But, she does make some valid points here. Reminds me why I used to LOATHE Angelina — all the self-righteousness, etc.. What do YOU think of all this, Gorgeouses? Is it fair of Roseanne to (UNPROVOKED) attack Brangelina, their choices, their FAMILY? I suppose it’s Roseanne’s thing…. But, still. Can’t we all just GET ALONG?

As we saw a couple days ago, Britain’s Hello Magazine! and People Magazine scored the Brangelina pics of 3-week-old Knox and Vivienne Jolie-Pitt. “Scored,” that is, if you consider paying $14 million “scoring.” Anyway. How hott does Brad look in this cover pic, by the way? Wow….

Here’s a snippet from the interview in People:

“It is chaos, but we are managing it and having a wonderful time,” Jolie tells PEOPLE of daily life at the Château Miraval in Provence, France, where the couple’s four older children – Maddox, 6, Pax, 4, Zahara, 3, and Shiloh, 2 – have been enjoying a summer of outdoor play (hide-and-seek is a favorite) on the château’s sprawling grounds.

Adds Pitt: “[It's] still a cuckoo’s nest.”

Fortunately, they already have some household helpers. “[Shiloh] and Z pick out [the twins'] clothes and help change and hold them,” says Jolie. “It’s sweet – they are little mommies.”

Because the Hello! and People paid SO MUCH money for these exclusive pics, you’re going to have to BUY the mags to see the rest of the album — because they’ve gone to GREAT lengths to keep the pics from getting leaked on the internet…. But, apparently, the pics are VERY worth seeing.

I’m still in farmland where there are no gossip mags…. So, I’ll have to wait till I get back to the city to see this most EXPENSIVE family album on earth.

As you can see, Hello! Magazine got the goods! Apparently, the interview’s really teeny, but the pix are AWWWWWWWESOME — like, the love among all seven thousand Jolie-Pitt family members is really vivid. Sweet!

This pic is just beautiful….

I’d pick up the mag and see the interview and pix for myself. But, am in the country. And, they don’t seem to have mags here……. Which is probably a good thing for me right now!

Photograph by Pixplanete / PR Photos.

US Magazine is reporting that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt conceived their newborn twins, Knox and Vivienne, via in vitro fertilization. Usually, people resort to IVF when they’re having difficulty conceiving, and they’ve tried every other fertility treatment (because it’s so expensive, as you’ll see below). Brad and Ange, however, resorted to the technology because they wanted to conceive quickly:

“They conceived through in vitro fertilization,” a well-placed source within their camp tells Us. “They both desperately wanted more babies soon.”

The chance of having fraternal twins at Angelina’s age (33) naturally is under 1 percent; with in vitro, the chances are 25 percent. Says Dr. Arthur Wisot of L.A.’s Reproductive Medical Group (who did not treat the couple), “We live in an era of reproductive freedom, so anybody can do anything they want within legal limits.”

The actress chose the procedure (which can cost around $12,000 a pop) so “she wouldn’t have to deal with the stress of trying to get pregnant,” the source tells Us. “She could just knock it out.”

As with many things this couple does, this seems CRAZY to me! I don’t even know where to start. I mean, there’s nothing wrong with it, really — and who are we to judge. But, what’s the rush when you have 10 BEELLION children already, and when ANY COUNTRY IN THE WORLD will give you their orphans???

Come to think of it, maybe the rush had to do with Ange’s career. She only has a wee pocket of time to be unfilmable — and her career is on FIAH!

Was she scheduling in pregnancy between movie contracts?

This way, she can pop them out, get skinny again, and get back to work. On her OWN time. How very modern…. I sooooo just figured it out. Friggin’ ROCKET SCIENCE! Heh.

Photograph by Pixplanete / PR Photos.

Angelina has given birth to twins in Nice, France. A boy and a girl: Knox Leon, and Vivienne Marcheline! I LOVE IT! Beautiful names. I’m not sure what “Marcheline” is, but I’LL TAKE IT! Pretty! And, I LOVE Vivienne — it’s soooo Pretty Woman!!!

Oh, duhh! Marcheline is Angelina’s late mother’s name. Thanks for reminding me, Blondeblogger! MWAH!!

Angelina’s doctor, Dr. Michael Sussman, told the AP that Knox weighed 5.03 pounds and Vivienne weighed 5 pounds, and they were delivered via C-section late Saturday night. Everyone is doing great!

Congrats to the JOLIE-PITT family!