Photo, with thanks, c/o Buzzfoto.

It all went down on MySpace.

After Lindsay Lohan’s father went off on Sam, both of the girls struck back. It’s awesome.

Here’s what HE SAID:

“I’ve shut up about this long enough,” Michael said. “She’s using my daughter. People never even knew who Samantha Ronson was until she met Lindsay. She was just some L.A. DJ. And now she’s writing a book? I am at wit’s end with this stuff. This is not in Lindsay’s best interest.” (qtd. from E! Online)

And, here’s what SHE (Samantha Ronson) SAID:

i really don’t want to say anything because i feel like he wins- he, being the man who is so desperate for attention that he goes to the media whenever possible- i know i am being used, i am just a pawn- easy to sacrifice in order to feed his addiction. I was angry when i first read his attack on me, but- for me- i believe that actions speak louder than words… so now i just pity him- i am not standing in his way- i am not the reason that he has no contact with his daughter- he is- his need to throw a tantrum for the whole world to hear is- i am not going to go into a play by play defense- i feel no need to publicly defend my role in lindsay’s life- i’m just sorry that she likes me more than him.

p.s. i’m not the one that is so lost that i need to use my relationship with lindsay to earn a living…. i am, always will and always have been here for her for her- not for anything else….so I think it’s safe to say that there is not now and never will be a tell all….. written by me….. when does your book come out mr. lohan?

And, finally, what SHE (Lindsay) SAID:

f you have something to say to me, say it to my face- that’s what i have believed my whole life- don’t be a coward and say it to others first, let alone all the media in the world- i think we know where the rest of this blog is going…

If you guessed it had to do with my father- then you guessed right! It really hurts, because i have tried- after all that my mother and siblings have gone through, i really tried to make things work- For the hope of having a father again-wanting things to change- even though people have said, some people will forever remain the same.

Having said that- the people were right, and he is yet to change- but this time, without his daughter by his side- He has become a public embaressment and a bully- To my family, my co-workers, my friends, and a girl that means the world to me (its obvious who that is).

He has no idea what is going on in my life because i have chosen not to involve him in it- His recent attack on my life and my loved ones is simply for an ADDICTION THAT HE HAS- FAME. Why he feels the need to comment on anything in my life that i may want to keep private, is beyond comprehension- If he really cared about me and my life, then he would learn to respect my wishes by staying out of it.

Samantha has not and would never sell me out. Nor has my mother, who is wonderful.

This further proves that any information that my father has about me or the people in my life is internet based- and about as accurate as a page six item.

I’m not going to engage any further, though i probably could go on…

I have said enough, i have a therapist, and it is not the the camera man at x17.

Wow, I love it! The DRAMA! The DRAMA! Do you LOVE it, Gorgeouses? Michael Lohan DEFINITELY needs to be put in his place. Yes, over, AND OVER, again. Girl’s rock! As does MySpace (even though I’m not on it…)!

Poor Jamie Lynn. A new mom AND a scandal to deal with? “Whatever doesn’t kill you will make you stronger,” J-L — let that be your mantra.

So, here’s the deal. Apparently, Jamie Lynn shares Britney’s taste in men because this guy’s a piece of work.

Apparently, her fiance and (baby’s daddy) Casey Aldridge (19) cheated on her with some 28-year-old named Kelli Dawson.

Dawson claims, in the InTouch interview, that she and Casey started hooking up when Jamie Lynn was 6 MONTHS PREGNANT! Brutal.

So sad for the baby and poor Jamie Lynn, who seems to JUST want to stay OUT of the spotlight….

Who knows? It might not be true. Maybe Kelli Dawson is pulling a “Chloe” on them (I’ve been watching TOO MUCH Young and the Restless lately…), and it’s all a lie! Here’s hoping…. But, that ewwy picture of Casey and Kelli on the top right corner of the cover is pretty darn telling….

Hayden Panettiere at the Whaleman Foundation Benefit in Beso, Hollywood (8/10/2008). Photograph by David Gabber / PR Photos.

Crazy story, Gorgeouses! Scandal in the Hayden Panettiere camp!

Her father was arrested for hitting her mother (his wife Lesley) in the face TWICE, causing “visible signs of injury.”

He’s now out on bail. But, can you believe? Poor Hayden…. Craziness

Hayden and her family at last year’s Heroes wrap party. Photograph by Albert L. Ortega / PR Photos.

NO. NO NO NO NO NO.

I just got back from a MAYJA meditation practice and I see THIS:

The The Daily Mail has all the sordid deets:

Britney Spears’ parenting skills have come under fire yet again after photographs emerged showing the star smoking in front of her son as he plays with a packet of cigarettes.

The singer, branded ‘Puff Mommy’ by the American press, eventually takes the Marlboro Lights and a lighter from the two-year-old’s hands, but continues to subject him to second-hand smoke.

He’s playing with a “packet of cigarettes” AND a LIGHTER. DUDE. This is, like, BEYOND. And, all this while Britney’s every move is being watched by authorities. Does she, like, NOT want ANYTHING to do with her kids because she’s sure acting like it. Wow. Shocking. But, not shocking. Sad. But, VERY SAD.

Here’s more:

Health experts have criticised Britney’s “shocking” behaviour, calling her a “poor role model” for her children.

It comes a week after Britney officially agreed to give her ex-husband Kevin Federline sole custody of the couple’s two sons, Sean Preston and Jayden, 1.

She is currently allowed two visits and one overnight per week in the settlement.

She may look great in a bikini these days, but it doesn’t matter. She looks like ARSE as a mother.

Photos and scoop, with thanks, c/o The Daily Mail.

Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash News.

Not Shia Labeouf. I have to HATE Shia Labeouf, now? The cute kid from HOLES??? What next? Harry Potter? Please no. Get it together, celebrities.

DON’T DRINK AND DRIVE. DON’T DRINK AND DRIVE. DON’T DRINK AND DRIVE.

Man. I hate this.

Incidentally, idiot Shia Labeouf’s Transformers 2 costar Isabelle Lucas was in the car with him at the time of the crash. She’s currently dating (or something) Adrian Grenier….

So here’s what went down.  Dumbass Shia was at a club watching a band play, and he was downing whiskey shot after shot. Here’s what US has to say:

Actor Shia LaBeouf was at the Troubadour club watching the Lemon Son band on Santa Monica Blvd in L.A. Saturday night, a source tells Usmagazine.com.

“He was dancing around and acting really crazy,” the source tells Us. “He kept doing shots of whiskey.

“He stayed until the band was done and then stumbled out of the club by himself,” the witness reported.

…Shia was arrested for drunk driving after a crash in Hollywood early Sunday morning….

He “showed outward signs of intoxication,” Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Sgt. Scott Wolf told Us.

“Officers at the scene determined that neither his passenger, nor the other driver, were seriously injured so the charge is misdemeanor DUI,” Wolf explained.

Attorneys for Shia confirmed late Sunday that “an automobile accident involving an additional party occurred.” The actor, his passenger and the other driver were treated for minor injuries at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in L.A.

“Shia is currently recovering from extensive hand surgery with plans to return to work on the set of Transformers 2 within one month,” his lawyers said in the statement.

There you have it. Little moron Shia Labeouf. Arrested. DUI.

Scratching ANOTHER ONE off my good-celebrity-role-model list. That list is, like, minuscule now.