Awww, honeymooners! They look so HAPPY strolling on the beach together in Malibu! I’m so happy for them, and for same-sex couples everywhere…. This marriage was HUGE!

And, yes, it’s the SAME beach we just saw Gavin and Kingston at (see previous post). Because, LOOK!

It’s Ellen, Portia, Kingson, and… GAVIN’S HOTT ARSE!

Can you say “HOTT”?!? How ’bout “DAD”?!?! How ’bout “HOT DAD”!?!? Wish we were there!

Also strolling a beach this weekend, by the way? Alicia Silverstone and her hubby Christopher Jarecki….

I kind of want to know what his tattoo says. I always want to know what people’s tattoos say…. Hmmm.

Anyway, looks like the beach was the place to be this weekend! (Isn’t it always…. Sighhhh!)

Photos, with thanks, c/o Splash News.

Sam Ronson has already given Lindsay a promise ring — a GORJ Cartier diamond ring — to commemorate their relationship….

And, now they’ve exchanged promise BRACELETS! Really bright red noticeable ones….

Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash News.

Awww! Cute. Here’s what Life & Style Weekly has to say about it:

Lindsay and Sam have been wearing matching Jules Smith Infinity Lock bracelets. “The bracelets represent their relationship — they have each other on lockdown, and there’s no one else who can open up the key to their hearts.”

How poetic! Obviously, the girls want EVERYONE to know that they’re IN LOOOOOVE — because those are some seriously BRIGHT RED IN-YO-FACE promise bracelets. Awesome!

(Source)

Photo, with thanks, c/o Buzzfoto.

According to the UK Mirror, Sam Ronson gave girlfriend Lindsay Lohan quite the little gifty! Check it:

Hip-hop DJ Sam — whose bro is producer Mark — has splashed out on an £11,000 Cartier diamond ring for her girlfriend.

“Sam took Lindsay shopping to celebrate her 22nd birthday,” says a source. “Although Lindsay is the major breadwinner, Sam has her own money and is very proud.

“It’s not an engagement ring — simply a token of her commitment.

“Lindsay is thrilled and she and Sam are very content.”

I suppose ANY doubt that these two are an item can be squashed already? Now, will they be married before Ellen DeGeneres and Portia De Rossi (scheduled to wed this Fall?)….

Photo, with thanks, c/o Buzzfoto.

I love Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson together. THEY’RE CALLING THEM “LINSANTHA RONSON” — HA! Say that 10 times (let me know how it goes)!

I think it’s so great that they’re together — especially since the kids and I spent the day listening to “Proud FM” thinking it was “CHUM FM” (they’re so close on the radio dial). I learned all about the “proud” happenings around town and the latest news on fascinating scientific findings, and, of course, the TUNES, the TUNES!!! Gorgeouses, meet my new favourite radio station!

Geez, Ken Kostic, who’s hosting a morning show on Proud-FM, really hasn’t aged well….

Mary Jo Eustace looks FAB, though. Eat your heart out DEAN McDERMOTT!

Back to Linds and Sam. I like this Lindsay much better than the old one. She’s finally unique and courageous and doing what she wants to do despite her Disney expectations…. Look for her in her upcoming flick Labour Pains. Here’s a photo of Linds and her LUVAH on the set of Labour Pains….

Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash News.

…Needless to say, I won’t be going to see her new movie — in theatres or on DVD — I’m just enjoying the drama of her life. I don’t need to see her on screen…. Unless there’s a Mean Girl’s 2, but something tells me she wouldn’t be the star of that — whatshername Amanda Bynes or Miley Cyrus would take up the role foshizzle….

Photo, with thanks, c/o Buzzfoto

If you buy ANYTHING Lindsay Lohan’s father says, then this will be interesting for you. Although…, it doesn’t really take a rocket scientist to figure out that Lindsay and Samantha Ronson are more than just friends….

Anyway, check it…. The Sun UK reports:

Michael has admitted rumours surrounding Lindsay’s close bond with Sam are true, insisting their romance “is evident to anyone with half a brain”. Michael compared his disappointment at facing the facts of his daughter’s sexuality to the nude MARILYN MONROE spread she did for New York magazine earlier this year. He told Us magazine: “Just like the Marilyn Monroe spread, Linds is my daughter and there are things a father doesn’t want to see or hear, regardless of whether they are true or false. Lindsay is a big girl, and she can make her own life choices. Then it is between her and God.”

There you go. Take it or leave it. HATE how he’s judging her, that he’s “disappointed” in her because of her career choices and sexuality. He’s lucky she gives him the time of day — especially when he keeps talking to reporters about her private bidness. But, dude’s a WACK JOB…. Just ask Howard Stern……

I gotta get TO BED. More tomorrow. Nutshell?: Lindsay Lohan most probably dating Samantha Ronson; and, Lindsay Lohan’s father equals WACK JOB.

LOVE!

xo Haley-O