Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash News.

Still together. Still boring. YAWN. That’s all.

Not a lot of time to gossip today, Gorgeouses, I’m afraid. My little rascal has had a high fever for about 3 days now. Nothing to worry about, but he’s keeping me constantly on my toes and AT HIS SIDE. Hopefully, tomorrow will bring healthy rascal and more time for gossip.

In the meantime, we have a Jessica and Justin sighting!

Photo, with thanks, c/o Buzzfoto.

They’re photo’d here at a hotel, on their way to a wedding…. Looking gorj. Looking together…. Looking all serious, as usual!!!

Okay, he cries. I run. More tomorrow! Love! xo, Haley-O

CHECK IT, Gorgeouses! And, I want you to tell me IN THE COMMENTS how HOTT you looked dancing to it — PUMP IT PUMP IT!

Loving it SO MUCH. Of course! Timbaland can DO NO WRONG. Freakin’ BRILLERS! And, Madonna looks better than ever — feminine and quite beautiful…. What do you think, Gorgeouses? DO YOU LOVE IT?

Hi Gorgeouses….

Heather Locklear is in the news again…. SUICIDAL? Hayden Panettiere still looking beautiful, mature and elegent in a celeb world full of TRAINWRECKS! Tyra Tyra Tyra! And, a screaming baby in the other room — back in a jiff….

‘kay, CHECK IT!!!

HEATHER LOCKLEAR SUICIDAL SCANDAL

Heather Locklear at the Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus: Best of Both Worlds Concert Tour (3-D Concert Film Hollywood Premiere); Photograph by Chris Hatcher / PR Photos

This goes to show that you really never know what’s going on with people. Heather Locklear ALWAYS seems like she has her sh– together, but the girl’s depressed. She’s on antidepressants, and her psychiatrist apparently called 911 on her the other day. TMZ has the story:

We’re told the shrink spoke with Heather on Saturday night and was alarmed because she was “upset” and he believed she might OD on medication prescribed for depression. The call was listed with dispatch as a “suicide attempt.”

We’re told when paramedics arrived, Heather was OK and it was a false alarm.

This is pretty shocking news. Is ANYONE really okay in Hollywood? Seriously. And, she’s even dating that hot dude she costarred with on Melrose Place….

Isn’t he on Bold and the Beautiful now, or something?

I’M LOVING THIS MAKEUP ON HAYDEN….

Photo, with thanks, c/o Buzzfoto.

Just saying. That’s one FABBO makeup job. Uch! Beautiful! And, the earrings! Want the earrings. Want want want want want want want. WANT.

ANTM….

Can I just ask you? What is THIS woman doing giving makeovers?

Photo, with thanks, c/o Buzzfoto.

When you let TYRA loose on a bunch of GORJ young model wannabes, you risk DISASTERS. Case in point:

Good thing Marvita totally ROCKS what Tyra called (something like) “the horse” ‘do…. She’s my new pick for the front runner. What do you think, Gorgeouses? SHE FIERCE!

Claire is my new other choice:

She’s got edge, and personality, and ALSO rocks the unfortunate makeover….

Allison? HAD TO GO. I know I said I wanted her to stick around and wreak havoc. But, after last week’s show? Fogetaboutit. You can NOT say such things. Her comments in the whole Barbie Doll reenactment of her and Fatima’s heated exchange were completely racist. Brutal. Glad she’s gone….

Good riddance, BEEYOTCH!

OUCH: JUSTIN PUBLICLY STICKS A VERBAL KNIFE IN BRIT BRIT’S BACK

Photograph by Daniel Locke / PR Photos.

So, Justin Timberlake had the honour of introducing Madonna today as she was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame at the Waldorf Astoria Hotel in New York. And, he was RUTHLESS in his ATTACK of Britney. Check what he said:

“She has still found time to kiss someone I may or may not have publicly kissed myself while I was in the audience” Timberlake said. “Of course you know I was talking about Sean Penn.”

Timberlake punctuated his remarks with, “The world has always been full of Madonna wannabes and I might have even dated a couple.” (qtd. from UsMagazine.com)

I’m not exactly a fan of Britney right now, but this was kind of low, don’t you think, Gorgeouses? I mean, was it really necessary to bash Britney at this prestigious event? Was he THAT desperate for a joke? What is HE? A wannabe Steve Carell? Will Ferrell? NOT a comedian. NOT. Poor taste, I say. Poor taste. Silly freaking wannabe.

Rascal’s crying again. I’m outtie. Sorry Gorgeouses. It’s been a tough week with the sleep issues, etc.. It can ONLY get better. Will update some more as soon as motherly possible!

LOVE! xo Haley-O