Photograph by Solarpix / PR Photos.

Check Madonna and Guy Ritchie TOGETHER at the London premier of his new movie RocknRolla. She looks fab. Not that into him, stiff, and rather plastic? But, fab.

I will NOT be seeing this movie. But, kudos to Ritchie for signing Robert Downey Jr. for his next big gig — the Sherlock Holmes movie. Doesn’t get much better than that?