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It all went down on MySpace.

After Lindsay Lohan’s father went off on Sam, both of the girls struck back. It’s awesome.

Here’s what HE SAID:

“I’ve shut up about this long enough,” Michael said. “She’s using my daughter. People never even knew who Samantha Ronson was until she met Lindsay. She was just some L.A. DJ. And now she’s writing a book? I am at wit’s end with this stuff. This is not in Lindsay’s best interest.” (qtd. from E! Online)

And, here’s what SHE (Samantha Ronson) SAID:

i really don’t want to say anything because i feel like he wins- he, being the man who is so desperate for attention that he goes to the media whenever possible- i know i am being used, i am just a pawn- easy to sacrifice in order to feed his addiction. I was angry when i first read his attack on me, but- for me- i believe that actions speak louder than words… so now i just pity him- i am not standing in his way- i am not the reason that he has no contact with his daughter- he is- his need to throw a tantrum for the whole world to hear is- i am not going to go into a play by play defense- i feel no need to publicly defend my role in lindsay’s life- i’m just sorry that she likes me more than him.

p.s. i’m not the one that is so lost that i need to use my relationship with lindsay to earn a living…. i am, always will and always have been here for her for her- not for anything else….so I think it’s safe to say that there is not now and never will be a tell all….. written by me….. when does your book come out mr. lohan?

And, finally, what SHE (Lindsay) SAID:

f you have something to say to me, say it to my face- that’s what i have believed my whole life- don’t be a coward and say it to others first, let alone all the media in the world- i think we know where the rest of this blog is going…

If you guessed it had to do with my father- then you guessed right! It really hurts, because i have tried- after all that my mother and siblings have gone through, i really tried to make things work- For the hope of having a father again-wanting things to change- even though people have said, some people will forever remain the same.

Having said that- the people were right, and he is yet to change- but this time, without his daughter by his side- He has become a public embaressment and a bully- To my family, my co-workers, my friends, and a girl that means the world to me (its obvious who that is).

He has no idea what is going on in my life because i have chosen not to involve him in it- His recent attack on my life and my loved ones is simply for an ADDICTION THAT HE HAS- FAME. Why he feels the need to comment on anything in my life that i may want to keep private, is beyond comprehension- If he really cared about me and my life, then he would learn to respect my wishes by staying out of it.

Samantha has not and would never sell me out. Nor has my mother, who is wonderful.

This further proves that any information that my father has about me or the people in my life is internet based- and about as accurate as a page six item.

I’m not going to engage any further, though i probably could go on…

I have said enough, i have a therapist, and it is not the the camera man at x17.

Wow, I love it! The DRAMA! The DRAMA! Do you LOVE it, Gorgeouses? Michael Lohan DEFINITELY needs to be put in his place. Yes, over, AND OVER, again. Girl’s rock! As does MySpace (even though I’m not on it…)!

Sam Ronson has already given Lindsay a promise ring — a GORJ Cartier diamond ring — to commemorate their relationship….

And, now they’ve exchanged promise BRACELETS! Really bright red noticeable ones….

Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash News.

Awww! Cute. Here’s what Life & Style Weekly has to say about it:

Lindsay and Sam have been wearing matching Jules Smith Infinity Lock bracelets. “The bracelets represent their relationship — they have each other on lockdown, and there’s no one else who can open up the key to their hearts.”

How poetic! Obviously, the girls want EVERYONE to know that they’re IN LOOOOOVE — because those are some seriously BRIGHT RED IN-YO-FACE promise bracelets. Awesome!

(Source)

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According to the UK Mirror, Sam Ronson gave girlfriend Lindsay Lohan quite the little gifty! Check it:

Hip-hop DJ Sam — whose bro is producer Mark — has splashed out on an £11,000 Cartier diamond ring for her girlfriend.

“Sam took Lindsay shopping to celebrate her 22nd birthday,” says a source. “Although Lindsay is the major breadwinner, Sam has her own money and is very proud.

“It’s not an engagement ring — simply a token of her commitment.

“Lindsay is thrilled and she and Sam are very content.”

I suppose ANY doubt that these two are an item can be squashed already? Now, will they be married before Ellen DeGeneres and Portia De Rossi (scheduled to wed this Fall?)….

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I love Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson together. THEY’RE CALLING THEM “LINSANTHA RONSON” — HA! Say that 10 times (let me know how it goes)!

I think it’s so great that they’re together — especially since the kids and I spent the day listening to “Proud FM” thinking it was “CHUM FM” (they’re so close on the radio dial). I learned all about the “proud” happenings around town and the latest news on fascinating scientific findings, and, of course, the TUNES, the TUNES!!! Gorgeouses, meet my new favourite radio station!

Geez, Ken Kostic, who’s hosting a morning show on Proud-FM, really hasn’t aged well….

Mary Jo Eustace looks FAB, though. Eat your heart out DEAN McDERMOTT!

Back to Linds and Sam. I like this Lindsay much better than the old one. She’s finally unique and courageous and doing what she wants to do despite her Disney expectations…. Look for her in her upcoming flick Labour Pains. Here’s a photo of Linds and her LUVAH on the set of Labour Pains….

Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash News.

…Needless to say, I won’t be going to see her new movie — in theatres or on DVD — I’m just enjoying the drama of her life. I don’t need to see her on screen…. Unless there’s a Mean Girl’s 2, but something tells me she wouldn’t be the star of that — whatshername Amanda Bynes or Miley Cyrus would take up the role foshizzle….

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If you buy ANYTHING Lindsay Lohan’s father says, then this will be interesting for you. Although…, it doesn’t really take a rocket scientist to figure out that Lindsay and Samantha Ronson are more than just friends….

Anyway, check it…. The Sun UK reports:

Michael has admitted rumours surrounding Lindsay’s close bond with Sam are true, insisting their romance “is evident to anyone with half a brain”. Michael compared his disappointment at facing the facts of his daughter’s sexuality to the nude MARILYN MONROE spread she did for New York magazine earlier this year. He told Us magazine: “Just like the Marilyn Monroe spread, Linds is my daughter and there are things a father doesn’t want to see or hear, regardless of whether they are true or false. Lindsay is a big girl, and she can make her own life choices. Then it is between her and God.”

There you go. Take it or leave it. HATE how he’s judging her, that he’s “disappointed” in her because of her career choices and sexuality. He’s lucky she gives him the time of day — especially when he keeps talking to reporters about her private bidness. But, dude’s a WACK JOB…. Just ask Howard Stern……

I gotta get TO BED. More tomorrow. Nutshell?: Lindsay Lohan most probably dating Samantha Ronson; and, Lindsay Lohan’s father equals WACK JOB.

LOVE!

xo Haley-O