Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash News.

Is someone a little emotional? Could it be because someone has been labeled by the media and everyone who reads gossip mags and tabloids (i.e., EVERYONE) — HOMEWRECKER (and/or freaky naked girl with sailor hat and cheating married man…).

Right, so, she was crying at the pump because she couldn’t get it to work, and there were paparazzi all around her (picturing her naked with said sailor hat and married BALTHAZAR fondling her….ew…).

She finally asked some guy who worked at the gas station to help her. Then she cruised on down to the police station to get some help with the paparazzi situation….

Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash News.

“Puuuump, wah, why won’t you work? Waaaah? Why do you HATE ME? Everyone hates me! Waaaah!”